OK.
Why do drunk guys get their dicks out in public.

Was walking to the verve last nite, and this drunk bloke had his dick out on the sidewalk.
The thing that worrys me, is that i personally wouldnt do something drunk, that i wouldnt do sober, so maybe i should rephrase this question
Why do some guys get their dicks out in public
(i added some, because i dont tend to do it)


Its not like it was an impressive dick anyway

meh

Fwap

Had a good talk with my best friend this arvo, about certain evil plans to take over the known world as we know it, or, put succinctly, what the fuck we are going to do for a crust when we finish uni (yeah i know this is a long sentence, and i havent capitalised or punctuated, but im not a fricking art student (thats for you figjam))

Basically, the gist of our discussion was that if we were ever going to "make it", we would, at some stage, have to go out on our own.

so.
Step 1. find product
Step 3. profit


sounds like a fun game to me.

I've got the third and final interview at Accenture coming up, and i guess im not really looking forward to it, as if i pass this one, they're going to offer me a job, and ill have to decide whether or not to take it.

part of me says "take it you fool, its money"
and the other says "its not what you wanted to do, you can do better"

Stupid voices... i'll say right now, i dont know if i'd enjoy it, but its a job.

decisions suck teh cawk

More stupidity

"How many megabits per second is my 512 kilobits per second ADSL connection"....

sigh

:Tofusensei: linksys routers can suck a cock, btw
:Justin: wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales.

That is all

hmm.. could this catch on?

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

ah bash.org
how i love thee

All right fuckers

So.. Blogs hey.

Well i've got a lame-arse plog for my thesis, but I've decided that i need one for my daily rantings as well.

Rants are good, rants are healthy, and blogs are perfect for rants.

Figjam seems to like the topic of stupid people, so i might go with that.

Stupid people - well.. I work on a helpdesk, so i listen to alot of them.
Like the girl today
SFI (stupid fucking idot) "Wa Wa Wa....I can't dialup, it says that there is no dial tone"
Me "Alright, is your phone line plugged into the computer"
SFI "I dont have to, my computer has Centrino, so it can go on the internet anyway"
Me "Ahuh.. no, thats not how it works"....

And i get one of these fuckers every day.. without fail